Approximate Square inches and dollars per square inch for a Cheese Pizza
:: Medium 155 sq in - 0.097 cents
:: Large 200 sq in - 0.080 cents
:: Jumbo 255 sq in - 0.071 cents
:: Sicilian 255 sq in - 0.078 cents
:: One XL slice 32 sq in - 0.102 cents
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive.
A: Because you can't drink and derive.
Q: Why did Steve's chicken cross the mobius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned to Steve?
A: It's two gross.
Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry?
A: He'll work for Steve's Pizza pi.
Q: What did the mathematician say when he finished his Grande Special Pizza?
A: root -1/ root 64 (i over 8)
Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate)!
Q: What is a proof?
A: One-half percent of alcohol. BTW: Steve sells beer.
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and an X-Large Grande Pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four
Q: What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a pizza-eating contest?
A: 2 Fast 4 U!
